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NASA Preparing to Stage Mars Landing

Lachlan Hunt @ April 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Information we discovered scribbled on the back of a napkin has revealed that NASA are in the early stages of planning a fake Mars landing. If true, this will be the most expensive and elaborate hoax since George Bush fabricated the evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
It appears that NASA have become [...]

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Apple© - Macbook Fire® soon to hit the stores?

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # One Comment

The writing staff of fakerumors.com takes pride in ALWAYS being the first ones to provide our audience with the latest updates on unconfirmed future trends. But even we sometimes are surprised by our own success in creating the most astonishing and truest rumors.
Who would have thought it possible, that a few determined rumor hunters will [...]

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the growing power of Censorship…

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

… cannot be discussed here as the entire article has been censored and declared ‘unfit for public viewing’.

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‘However’ being permanently removed from dictionaries due to immense overuse

Charles Frost @ March 27, 2008 # One Comment

Another ‘most-important’ subject has been brought to our attention today.
Re-lie able sources confirmed that ‘however’ is going to be permanently removed from all types (electronic and print) of dictionaries worldwide.
Already printed books, however, will have the corresponding lines removed retrospectively.
“This decision, however, has been made due to the extreme overuse on technology related weblogs and [...]

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China Plans to Replace the Great Wall

Lachlan Hunt @ March 21, 2008 # One Comment

The Great Chinese government is rumoured to be forumlating plans to tear down the Great Wall of China. The structure, which was built and maintained over the past 2,500 years is estimated to cost the chinese billions of dollars in maintenance costs, yet many sections have still lost much integrity or been completely destroyed. [...]

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Airlines to Offer Virtual Flights

Lachlan Hunt @ March 21, 2008 # No Comment Yet

In response to rising fuel costs and fear of further terrorist attacks, our inept team of investigators speculate that airlines are planning to offer virtual flights as an alternative service for those fed up with actually reaching their destination.
To make this service as realistic as possible, passengers will experience everything they have come to expect [...]

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