Lachlan Hunt @ April 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Information we discovered scribbled on the back of a napkin has revealed that NASA are in the early stages of planning a fake Mars landing. If true, this will be the most expensive and elaborate hoax since George Bush fabricated the evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
It appears that NASA have become [...]
Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # One Comment
…has fallen over in China.
Reports from both eye-witnesses and police officials unanimously state that ‘it lost balance without application of external force and fell over to the left’. The immediately alarmed Grain-Counters could confirm that ‘not a single grain was spilled and lost - neither during the process nor afterwards’.
Meanwhile the bag has been shifted [...]
Charles Frost @ March 27, 2008 # 2 Comments
We just got an anonymous mail from Klaus-Günther Schmidt informing us about the first arrest of a smiley abuser in the People’s Dictatorship Republic of Kyrchgäzstan.
(We included the mail header as indisputable proof)
From: kgschmidt@schmidt.kg
Subject: Top Secret! Krhgsgsjstan to introduce smiley abuser penalty
Date: March 27, 2008 7:09:41 PM GMT+01:00
To: [...]
Lachlan Hunt @ March 21, 2008 # One Comment
The Great Chinese government is rumoured to be forumlating plans to tear down the Great Wall of China. The structure, which was built and maintained over the past 2,500 years is estimated to cost the chinese billions of dollars in maintenance costs, yet many sections have still lost much integrity or been completely destroyed. [...]