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Spontaneous Self-Combustion - energy source of the future?

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Reports of cases of human spontaneous combustion (HSSC) are as old as mankind itself. With our natural fuel resources now rapidly dwindling, it comes to no surprise that scientists now more than ever research this phenomenon as a potential solution for the world wide energy crisis.
However, the idea of using HSSC as an energy source is [...]

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the growing power of Censorship…

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

… cannot be discussed here as the entire article has been censored and declared ‘unfit for public viewing’.

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Microsoft to Abandon Windows Vista

Lachlan Hunt @ March 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Due to poor sales, marketing and, of course, design, our unreliable sources tell us that Microsoft will be officially abandoning Windows Vista, and encouraging all existing users to either upgrade to Windows XP or switch to Mac OS X.
This radical decision, which is due to be announced imminently, is expected to quell the fears of [...]

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