Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # One Comment
…has fallen over in China.
Reports from both eye-witnesses and police officials unanimously state that ‘it lost balance without application of external force and fell over to the left’. The immediately alarmed Grain-Counters could confirm that ‘not a single grain was spilled and lost - neither during the process nor afterwards’.
Meanwhile the bag has been shifted [...]
Charles Frost @ March 27, 2008 # One Comment
Another ‘most-important’ subject has been brought to our attention today.
Re-lie able sources confirmed that ‘however’ is going to be permanently removed from all types (electronic and print) of dictionaries worldwide.
Already printed books, however, will have the corresponding lines removed retrospectively.
“This decision, however, has been made due to the extreme overuse on technology related weblogs and [...]
Charles Frost @ March 20, 2008 # One Comment
Virgin Atlantic has been researching the method of using douchebags in it’s fleet for quite some time now.
Douchebags will replace the current sick bags and Virgin has come to the conclusion that it will provide more comfort to the infrequent traveller.
Science reports have statistically shown that douchebags are capable of taking more crap than conventional [...]