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the LIVERation draws near…

Val Hálla @ April 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Ever since the invention of the wheel, mankind strove to improve the quality of daily life.
The human genius has devised technologies such as aircrafts, computers, bio-engineering and even put the nuclear powers to a good use. 
Among one of the milestones that deserved their place in the human annals of this earth, is undoubtedly the recent breakthrough in anal bleaching technology.
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First smiley abuser arrested :)

Charles Frost @ March 27, 2008 # 2 Comments

We just got an anonymous mail from Klaus-Günther Schmidt informing us about the first arrest of a smiley abuser in the People’s Dictatorship Republic of Kyrchgäzstan.
(We included the mail header as indisputable proof)
From: kgschmidt@schmidt.kg
Subject: Top Secret! Krhgsgsjstan to introduce smiley abuser penalty
Date: March 27, 2008 7:09:41 PM GMT+01:00
To: [...]

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