the LIVERation draws near…
Exclusive, For Real, Stunning News
Ever since the invention of the wheel, mankind strove to improve the quality of daily life.
The human genius has devised technologies such as aircrafts, computers, bio-engineering and even put the nuclear powers to a good use.
Among one of the milestones that deserved their place in the human annals of this earth, is undoubtedly the recent breakthrough in anal bleaching technology.
Yet a few daring developers set off to venture even beyond that.
And so it comes to no surprise, that a small elite team of dedicated scientists have announced the successful creation of a long awaited (and now patented) item - Liver Cleaning Paste®!
The rights to publish this invention have been granted to fakerumors.com exclusively and thus we take immense pride in being the first ones to familiarise our audience with a product that will change the quality of all our life for the better (if not the BEST)!
As we all agree - alcohol is a short term solution for every problem (even alcoholism).
But in the long run the body (and mainly the liver) suffer the consequences from constant bingeing.
What if we found a way to rejuvenate the liver and prevent it from deteriorating?Wouldn’t that allow us to fall from one comatose delirium into another without ruining our physical health?
Wouldn’t we be then able to generate a higher amount of taxes (by purchasing high quantities of liquor) without literally sacrificing our bodies to our governments that benefit from it?
Wouldn’t we be able to finally drown all our problems in a never ending deluge of spirits
The answer to all those questions is a resounding YES!
It just takes a small squeeze of Liver Cleaning Paste® to unleash the true power of your liver!
Acting fast, you can even apply it between two shots!
And taste is not an issue as it comes in every flavor imaginable! Already governments and leading spirit brands celebrate this novelty as the Lapis philosophorum - and you can celebrate it too!
It is as simple as getting your anus bleached: just contact fakerumors.com and get your free sample now!
What are you waiting for?!
Val Hálla @ April 23, 2008