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NASA Preparing to Stage Mars Landing

Lachlan Hunt @ April 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Information we discovered scribbled on the back of a napkin has revealed that NASA are in the early stages of planning a fake Mars landing. If true, this will be the most expensive and elaborate hoax since George Bush fabricated the evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
It appears that NASA have become [...]

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a bag of rice…

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # One Comment

…has fallen over in China.
Reports from both eye-witnesses and police officials unanimously state that ‘it lost balance without application of external force and fell over to the left’. The immediately alarmed Grain-Counters could confirm that ‘not a single grain was spilled and lost - neither during the process nor afterwards’.
Meanwhile the bag has been shifted [...]

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Apple© - Macbook Fire® soon to hit the stores?

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # One Comment

The writing staff of fakerumors.com takes pride in ALWAYS being the first ones to provide our audience with the latest updates on unconfirmed future trends. But even we sometimes are surprised by our own success in creating the most astonishing and truest rumors.
Who would have thought it possible, that a few determined rumor hunters will [...]

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Spontaneous Self-Combustion - energy source of the future?

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Reports of cases of human spontaneous combustion (HSSC) are as old as mankind itself. With our natural fuel resources now rapidly dwindling, it comes to no surprise that scientists now more than ever research this phenomenon as a potential solution for the world wide energy crisis.
However, the idea of using HSSC as an energy source is [...]

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the growing power of Censorship…

Val Hálla @ April 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

… cannot be discussed here as the entire article has been censored and declared ‘unfit for public viewing’.

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the LIVERation draws near…

Val Hálla @ April 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Ever since the invention of the wheel, mankind strove to improve the quality of daily life.
The human genius has devised technologies such as aircrafts, computers, bio-engineering and even put the nuclear powers to a good use. 
Among one of the milestones that deserved their place in the human annals of this earth, is undoubtedly the recent breakthrough in anal bleaching technology.
Yet [...]

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